Wednesday, 10 February 2021

DEPECHE MODE - THE SINGLES 1981 TO 2021 PART 16: STRIPPED


It's Called A Heart was released on 16th September 1985. Only five months later, Depeche Mode released a single that sounded unlike anything the band had ever done before. It set a new benchmark - this was the new Depeche Mode sound and this is what their future would sound like.

It's hard not to talk about that new single in anything other than reverential terms. This was no longer synthpop - this was something very different indeed, something darker, something ominous yet utterly thrilling. This new single was the point Depeche Mode grew up and it set them on the road to fame the likes of which scarcely seemed thinkable prior to its release.

The single was Stripped. Come with me then, into the blog and let's see how once again the British public failed to spot something quite brilliant in their cloth eared midst.


TAKE MY HAND - STRIPPED

The Single

The February 1986 Depeche Mode Information Service newsletter bore brief but factual news about the new record:

"New single entitled "Stripped" c/w "But Not Tonight." Release date 10th February."

Fair enough. Reviews of the single were more effusive than the band's own newsletter. Number 1 magazine loved the song, saying:

"Depeche Mode must rate as one of the most consistent if not one of the best pop bands of the 80s. They have a distinctive sound, but not so much so that each release sounds like the last one. Their lyrics actually mean something without being pretentious and over the top. Yet they never seem to get the adulation that their competitors get. Strange that. Let’s hope that the haunting stillness of ‘Stripped’ puts them up where they belong, before Frankie and Spandau reappear."

Pretty much spot on really. A shame to see Spandau Ballet mentioned there however as that's never a good thing.

Smash Hits again proved to Depeche friendly:

"Depeche Mode were becoming very predictable but this is the best thing they've done in ages. "Let me see you stripped," sings Dave Gahan and bang goes their appearance on Saturday Superstore. Actually, I think it's all about going back to nature and "discovering yourself". Slow and atmospheric, even though you can't work out what he's going on about."

They even announced the record in a typically Smash Hits way in their 12th February edition:


The advert at the start of this section above and the single review appeared in the same edition.

Finally, Stripped was so good that it even won over Melody Maker as they called it "a real crackerette." NME disagreed, reviewer Cath Carroll saying the song was "morose" adding that it was however "perversely soothing."


After that decent enough set of reviews, how would BONG10 do? Well, it entered at number 23 on 22nd February, a number I imagine the band were disappointed with. The band appeared on the 19th February episode of Top Of The Pops with a view to getting the song flying up the charts.


Don't they seem more grown up than they did only a few months before when they were gooning around with high rise xylophones and tribal drums? OK, the motorbike is taking the "look we sampled this" approach slightly too far and it does look rather odd on stage with them, but this is a decent TOTP performance. Martin has started wearing clothes again and has tamed the Exploding Gore-do and Fletch is having as lovely a time as ever, battering the crap out of his wee drum kit, and Alan is by this stage 83% leather. What matters though is the music - just listen to that song.

In a move that should have told us once and for all that the British public have no taste, Stripped did climb up the charts the following week, but only as far as Number 15. From there, it went to 22, 40 and then 56 before falling out of the charts forever. 5 bloody weeks on the chart. 5. In the week Stripped hit its chart peak, the top 10 featured a song by Sue Pollard. Now, I appreciate I have many readers who aren't from Britain, so you are to be forgiven for thinking "Wer ist Sue Pollard?" She was an actress famous for playing  a poor character in a very poor comedy basically. She was more musically appealing to Britain than Depeche Mode however.

Stripped is a staggering song and if you're a regular reader of this blog, you don't need me to tell you that. It has been a permanent fixture in my own Depeche Mode Top 5, just squeezing out Hole To Feed, for as long as I can remember. Since its release it has thrilled gig goers at every Depeche tour with the exception of the Exciter tour for some reason. It has been played 751 times, probably most memorably at the Rosebowl with the 101 version one of their most spine tingling live moments. That metal bashing....perfection. The Devotional version is obviously stunning too and the last version I saw live at Waldbuhne in July 2018 was incredible. What a song.

The B-Side  is of course jaunty pop number But Not Tonight. Famously and, of course, oddly, the  band's US record label Sire chose that as the A-side due to its appearance on the soundtrack of, erm, legendary film Modern Girls. Rather beautifully, Martin brought But Not Tonight back to live in his solo set during the Delta Machine tour and it was a magical moment, one that brought me to Guinness fuelled tears at the Dublin gig on that tour. It was played 59 times on that tour and appeared once more on the Global Spirit Tour at the Hollywood Bowl on 18th October 2017. I wrote a bit more about the song during 2016's Black Celebration special. Read it until your eyes go red here - click not tonight.

The Video


Sound the Good Video Klaxon! In fact, break out the Very Good Video Klaxon!

Peter Care was forgiven for the It's Called A Corncob shambles and was summoned to Berlin in January 1986 to make a video for Stripped, filming it around the corner from Hansa Studios. Famously, the engine we hear being turned on at the start of the song is Dave's Porsche of the time but here we see a much less ostentatious car providing the soundtrack as the video opens. The literal interpretation of the lyrics continues as Dave sings the first line literally standing among some trees. It looks more like he's going to murder you than anything else. Perhaps "Let me see you stripped/down to the bone" is actually a lot more sinister than we've ever thought, meaning more Jeremy Dahmer than pervy love song. Good Lord - Martin is a serial killer.

Perhaps not. We then see grass when he sings "grass," Dave's hands when he sings "hand" and off we go. Curiously, Alan then appears, slowly waving an exhaust pipe around. What on earth is going on? Oh hang on, he's repairing the car we saw at the start. The now fixed exhaust pipe smokes away before Fletch tempts us in with a bunch of flowers. But then, all of a sudden, after the first time we hear Martin sing "Boooooooooonnnnnne," we see Alan smashing a car with a hammer and, to be quite honest, from this point on it's bloody brilliant. The other three members of Depeche Mode Autos & Repairs join Alan in not doing a very good job at all of fixing a car.

The band then turn their attention from car mechanics to ending the Cold War as Martin and Alan carry a huge projector screen featuring Fletch up some steps to the Berlin Wall. Quite what the Border Guards made of it we will never know. Images of gig crowds and band members flicker here and there before a fully leathered Dave standing in front of the car the band have redesigned once again asks us to take his hand, raising of course, his hand in case we didn't understand the line.

Fletch's image had failed to bring about the collapse of Communism, so he's sacked from the projector screen and we instead see Alan on it, this time being carried about by Martin and Fletch. Dave doesn't shirk his duties and we soon see he and Fletch carrying the projector screen right into the path of oncoming traffic as a bewildered Martin half grins on it. Alan is by this time busy blowtorching a television just as, that's right, the word "television" is mentioned in the song. 

As the song ends, Dave sings in front of the projector screen which is showing Alan and Martin then sings his lines in front of the screen this time showing Dave. Fletch has a go at Dave's lines in front of the screen now showing Martin and then Alan takes the next Dave line, this time the deliberate lead singer as opposed to the accidental one we saw on Get The Balance Right.  The song plays out with Depeche Mode Autos & Repairs once again smashing the bejesus out of another poor customer's car.

For the first time, we have a hugely enjoyable video. The sheer quality of the song no doubt helps, but the Stripped video is the first Depeche video in their career with no moment where you shudder and think "Oh lads...what are you doing?"

The Formats


7BONG10 is a lovey thing. The band logo and the big DM are great and the megaphone with a red arrow coming out of it inside a triangle thing a baffling but iconic logo. The cover art is great though I have no idea what it means. But that's the thing about art isn't it?


The B-side is a simper affair, the label containing the on fire hooter getting fired out of a bow from the front sleeve.


A 12" promo was released prior to the single's release and oddly its lead track was Breathing In Fumes, more of which in a minute. The B-Side which we'll also come to was the Highland Mix of Stripped. RRBONG10 comes with a hand stamped label. Mine is a bit faded but you get the idea.


The actual 12", 12BONG10, is a work of genius from top to toe. As you'll have seen on the advert at the top of this blog, it was IMPORTANT to note that NO FURTHER EDITIONS OF THIS SINGLE WILL BE RELEASED. Crikey - the 12" was all we were going to get. The advert also curiously says that a 5 track, 25 minute 12" would be released and the front sleeve (above) repeats this and I love that. What a bloody weird but quite brilliant thing to do. Initial pressings of the single came in an embossed sleeve showing the megaphone thing and I've done what I can with my limited photographic talents to show you that above. I take pictures, poorly posed pictures.


Later pressings of the 12" didn't have the embossed business as you can hopefully make out above. The art on the cover looks a bit like an extended version of the 7" art and the title of the Stripped remix, the Highland Mix, perhaps gives a clue what it's meant to look like? I've never seen hills like that in Scotland but who knows? Anyway, the Highland Mix is by Flood and it's great, a highland touch added by the very, very vaguely bagpipe sounding noise we hear at the start. The second track on the A side is the Extended Remix of But Not Tonight which is really rather lovely. 


We were promised 5 tracks and we get out remaining three on the B-side. First up is Breathing In Fumes which is of course a riotous deconstruction of Stripped that is first class in every respect. It's also the name of the best Depeche Mode podcast there is and one that you really should check out if you haven't already. The next track is another remix of Fly On The Windscreen - the Quiet Mix. It lives up to its title too and it's really rather good. Finally,  Alan reappears as a songwriter on the fifth and final track Black Day joined by Martin and Daniel. The three of them muck around with a verse from Black Celebration and what sounds like a harmonica but is no doubt a lump of concrete being hit by the roof of a shed sampled backwards through a synclavier so that it is made to sound like a harmonica. It's a curious track but oddly enjoyable.


The band then made fools of everyone who believed there would be no more formats of Stripped made available. Ok, it was released 5 years after the single and, ok, it was part of a reissue campaign, but the existence of CDBONG10 makes liars of them all. It contains all 7 tracks that feature on 7BONG10 and 12BONG10.


We begin the rest of the world section where we always begin it - Germany. There's the standard red vinyl 7" first of all.


It features the same two tracks as 7BONG10.


We then have the first of two coloured vinyl versions of 12BONG10. This blue and white splatter vinyl one is the easier of the two to get hold of.


It features the same tracks as 12BONG10.


Those same tracks also feature on the second colour vinyl 12".


This is the rarer of the two 12" singles and it can command mad prices. According to Popsike, a verison sold for £650 on 1st February this year. On Discogs just now, you can grab one for "only" £527. Do keep an eye out though as it doesn't always sell for such bizarre prices.


The German blue stripe CD features all 5 tracks from the 12"


The French CD single does too. It also has a rather nice inner sleeve.


There's a French cassette single too.


In Poland, the Tonpress label released the single on 12" (above) and 7" (not pictured as I forgot to do that). There is also a lovely Japanese 7" which I once again forgot to photograph. Amateur hour.

As ever, let depmod.com guide you through the many other releases available. They range from Australia to the Philippines, to New Zealand and Japan and beyond. 


Stripped was something new. It was darker than Depeche Mode had ever gone before and its richer, compelling sound seemed destined to be played and heard in the biggest of venues. From this point, Depeche Mode started becoming a very big deal indeed. Ok, they were ignored in their homeland to a great extent, but the rest of the world was ready for them.

And no wonder. Stripped is one of their greatest tracks, If this was how Depeche Mode were now destined to sound, who couldn't fail to fall in love with them?

Friday, 5 February 2021

DEPECHE MODE - THE SINGLES 1981 TO 2021 PART 15: THE SINGLES 81-85

 


Over the last few weeks I've had a look back at Depeche Mode's first fourteen singles. It was a remarkable period for the band really - sudden success, Vince leaving, Martin taking over the song writing, Alan joining, pop music mixing with industrial sounds and sampling and much more left the band on the cusp of global success. While their home country may have been losing interest, Europe was very interested indeed and America had finally taken notice.

Tired after their 1985 tour, the band briefly paused and releaesd The Singles 81-85, later renamed Catching Up With Depeche Mode in North America when it was given a different tracklist just to confuse matters.

They didn't stop for long however and late in 1985 Martin started work on and presented his first demos for new material to the band. The first taste the public got of that work was when Stripped was released on 10th February 1986.

Happily, as I am writing this on 5th February 2021, that means Stripped is 35 years old next week and as that is the next instalment of the singles reviews project, I'll post that as a birthday present to the great tune. Until then, here are links to the first fourteen reviews all of which form The Singles 81-85.














Thursday, 4 February 2021

DEPECHE MODE - THE SINGLES 1981 TO 2021 PART 14: IT'S CALLED A HEART

 


Shake The Disease showed the world that there was a new Depeche Mode sound, a darker, glorious one that would go define the band's next few albums. It was a fine way to round off the first stage of their career and the decision to release The Singles 81-85 made sense as it provided a nice conclusion to that first stage.

Shake The Disease wasn't the only new track on that album however. Following the conclusion of their 1985 festival dates, the band recorded a couple of new tracks this time with Daniel producing alone as Gareth Jones had heard the demo of It's Call...sorry...was busy. One of these new tracks would carry on Shake The Disease's work by honing the new Depeche Mode sound further and focussing primarily on death.

The other was perplexingly chosen as the next single. It features a double 12" with a controversial remix, a terrible video and is not actually that good. If that hasn't whetted your appetite, I don't know what will. This is It's Called A Heart.


THERE'S A LOT OT BE LEARNED - IT'S CALLED A HEART

The Single

The Depeche Mode Information Service Newsletter of August 1985 announced that a new single was to be released on 16th September. The same issue promised a surprise too, saying with grammatical unhappiness "Keep your eye open for some surprises a few weeks after it's release too!" We'll come to the surprises shortly.

Let's be frank at this point. It's Called A Heart is not Depeche Mode's worst single - that is Hole To Feed, it is NEVER anything else - but it's not far from it. It's a poor song, especially by comparison to the previous few singles, and it's hard to disagree with Alan when he says that the song was "a backwards step" and that it was "an ultra-poppy number that did nothing for (DM's) reputation."  On the Black Celebration re-issue DVD, Martin pointed out that the song was his "least favourite track that we've ever recorded" though that did predate Hole To Feed.


Having been released on 16th September, the song (BONG9) entered the UK charts on at number 21 on 28th September and the boys opened the 26th September edition of Top Of The Pops as you can see above. It's an odd performance in many respects including the fact that Martin is fully clothed. The set is replete with many of the, erm, tribal things that feature in the car crash of a video and Martin even plays some sort of vertical xylophone thing that doesn nothing at all to add anything to the performance. Where are the hammers and bits of metal? Why is Alan not 100% leather? Why has Fletch got a tiny gong? If you're going for a gong, surely you go for a big gong? 

This oddball performance did see the song climb the charts however and it soared to number 18 the next week before dropping to 36, 53 and then, having been in the charts only on loan, fell out of the top 75.

By the way - number 18. That's the same number Shake The Disease reached. Remarkable.

There are good things about It's Called A Heart of course. It's a jaunty enough pop number, but Depeche Mode hadn't done that sort of thing since A Broken Frame. It has some pleasing noises ( I love that "simo-yes" noise for example) in it and, as ever, an eminently hummable melody, but where's the inventive spark that Depeche Mode were adding to every song they released at that stage? It does feel like a backward step, especially after two ground-breaking albums in Construction Time Again and Some Great Reward.  The song was played at every date on the Black Celebration tour and the live version is far superior to the 7" version and much more in line with the really rather good Extended mix which we'll come onto. Check dmlive.wiki's Black Celebration tour page to hear some very good recordings of it.

The B-Side was of course Fly On The Windscreen. Again, let's not beat about the bush here - it's the superior song of the two. Alan claims he was outvoted when talk turned to which one of the two should form the A-side and it seems the label were reluctant to include a song that featured the word "death" so prominently. That argument is somewhat watered down when you consider the previous single actually had the word "Disease" in the title. 

This blog series is not about the B-Sides however (don't worry - that's bound to come at some point) so we'll leave Fly On The Windscreen there. It has been played live an impressive 221 times making it probably the band's most played B-Side though I know that most of you are currently frothing at the mouth screaming "It's from Black Celebration - look I have the tracklist tattooed on my thigh beside several pictures of someone who looks in no way at all like Dave."  I know that but this is a singles blog after all, it did first appear as a B-side and I make the rules. So there.

Finally, neither It's Called A Heart or Shake The Disease featured in the Black Celebration The 12" Singles boxset which makes no sense at all especially when they featured on the Black Celebration reissue and DVD. There's no place this point actually fits in this blog so it's going here. Not including them was a stupid decision.

The Video
 

Oh for f**ks sake.

Firstly, this video was filmed outside Reading, in England, The lyrics somehow inspired director Peter Care to imagine an Indonesian jungle scene and that's what we open on. A lake, some flames and a sense of quickly deepening dread. We're only four seconds in.

We eventually crawl to shore and then see all four members of Depeche Mode walking through a cornfield led by a singing Dave who Alan is doing his very best to hide behind. If the song had been called It's Called A Cob, and let's face it, it may as well have been, that would have worked. Alternatively, if they'd crawled through a field of artichokes (do they grown in fields? I have no idea), then fine. Corn though - nonsensical. I'm not even sure it grows that near water or in Indonesia. I'm actually surprised it grows in Reading. Anyway, I can't stall any longer - back to the video.

We see Alan banging away on a drum looking very serious in between shots of the walking Mode and it's at this point that some order is restored as we note that Martin is not wearing atop. A leather coat, a dress of some sort and a cowboy hat yes, but no top. Phew. Fletch starts banging a leather cymbal of some sort and Martin plays a lower down version of the Top of The Pops xylophone and you start wondering if this is all a badly directed dream. There's then a bit where Dave is singing and getting followed by the band holding up what I'm going to call lit up voodoo heads and at that exact point, I realise that I'm yearning for the serious art of the Leave In Silence video.

This tripe carries on until we see a small TV playing some odd tribal footage. That's a TV in the "jungle" by the way, a place not known for its electricity supplies. We also see the band mucking around in what is now daylight throwing something to each other. It's bloody ridiculous.

From here, assuming there is any hill left, it goes down it. More TV's, angry wooden voodoo people, presumably annoyed because they'd been told this was actually the A-side, Alan and Andy blowing into something in one of those "here's what we sampled" moments that is clearly a lie.

It mercifully ends but not before the baffling words "Filmed entirely on location in Japan" appear. What? Of course it wasn't. Perhaps I'm the only person that's ever made it to the end of the video and am therefore the first person ever to see that. Someone have a look please. Perhaps I'm now in a coma having watched that video and am imagining things.

This is a very bad video.

The Formats


7BONG9 was available in two different ways. Firstly there was a standard 7" as we see above. The Shake The Disease hairy man has returned and while he may have outrun the turtle chasing him on the rear sleeve of 12BONG8, he's now being eaten by a big pink swan thing. Life is hard.


The B-side art is just feathers. What is nice about this release is the labels. They are really cool.


Keen eyed viewers who observed the poster earlier in the article and Depeche Mode collector nerds (hello fellow nerds) already know the other 7" variation. For those who are still asking (1) why they are reading this and (2) what variation, here it is. Early versions came with a poster and that poster showed the cover photo from the forthcoming The Singles 81-85 showing Martin's left nipple in all its, erm, glory.


12BONG9 is a two track affair with both songs from the 7" version presented in Extended form. The Extended remix of It's Called A Heart is fantastic and very much a hidden gem. Do check it out. The cover art appears to show Mr Hairy either dancing or being attacked by a neon snake.


The Extended mix of Fly On The Windscreen is a really good remix as well. The jiving swan beast on the rear sleeve clearly agrees.


Do you remember the Depeche Mode Information Service newsletter telling you to keep your "eye open" for a surprise (what was the other eye doing?)? Well here it is - the band's first ever double 12", D12BONG9. They wouldn't repeat this trick again until the Fragile Tension/Hole To Feed doubler so, if there's a lot be learned from this, it's double 12" = shoddy single. The front cover shows the jiving swan from the rear of the 12" chasing our hairy friend and above the swan it says "Special Limited Edition Twin Set Costing No More Than Two Pounds & Ninety Nine Pence." That's 75p or so per record. Decent value. The first 12" is the same as the standard 12".



Side 1 of record two, or side 3 as the lovely labels call it, is Fly On The Windscreen (Death Mix). It's great. Side 4 is not great. It features It's Called A Heart (Slow Mix) that is simply a slowed down version of the song which sees it slowed to half speed and played in full. Why? What on earth inspired that? Bloody nonsense.

Picture courtesy of depmod.com

There is a wonderful 12" promo too with a hand stamped label. I've had to use a picture from depmod.com as I couldn't find my own.


The UK CD single from 1991 CDBONG9 takes the tracks from the 7", 12" and the Death Mix of Fly On The Windscreen aside and promises them they can appear on a CD if they forget the Slow Mix exists. They agree.


Let's leave the flaming lakes and voodoo heads of the UK and head to Germany. Firstly, we have the usual red vinyl 7"


It of course features the same tracks as 7BONG9.


The blue vinyl 12" is a splendid thing


Again, it features the same tracks as 12BONG9.


The German blue stripe CD single rather oddly takes the D12BONG 9 tracks and calls itself CDD12BONG9. One for fans of the Slow Mix.


Germany and France had their own vinyl versions of D12BONG9 but in today's "Why on earth do I own this"section, let's have a look at the Scandanavian release (above). It's a doubler as you can see although it issues no price orders on the front. What makes it fancy is this:


It's a gatefold. Yes, it's not only 7" purchasers who can keep their free eye on Martin's nipple - Scandanavian fans can too, this time in 12" form. The record that is, not the nipple. That would be very odd.


This version is available in numbered and unnumbered form. I have no idea why. I have even less idea why I have both versions.


The US 12" is a different affair from the UK one as it features two new remixes - the Emotion Remix and Emotion Dub of It's Called A Heart, both of which feature on the A-Side. They're pretty decent remixes but not quite as good as the Extended remix.


The "flip" side features the Deportation Mix of Flexible which is probably the same as the Pre-Deportation Mix from L12BONG8. I can't remember. It also features the 7" version of It's Called A Heart.


And with that, Phase 1 of Depeche Mode was very much over. A compilation album popped out and the band, rather tetchy with each other by this point anyway, headed off to Berlin to get even more annoyed with each other and record a landmark masterpiece genius godlike album that I refuse to ever be anything other than over excited about.

The first slice of wonder from that album was the band's next single and we'll look at that next.

Farewell Phase 1 of Depeche Mode. Pack away those voodoo heads, deflate the spacehoppers, say goodbye to the milkmen and let's never speak of the Slow Mix again. 

Instead, let's have a Black Celebration.

Tuesday, 2 February 2021

DEPECHE MODE - THE SINGLES 1981 TO 2021 PART 13: SHAKE THE DISEASE

 


In just four years, Depeche Mode had come a long way.  They started by instantly mastering synthpop and, despite the sudden departure of the man behind most of that mastery, changed songwriter, invented leather and hammers, finished off synthpop and turned into gloomy purveyors of experimental pop meets industrial music. All in four years. It really was a remarkable journey.

As 1985 dawned, Depeche Mode had a break after the Some Great Reward tour ended. They met up again in Berlin (obviously) and recorded a new song, Shake The Disease. 

Shake The Disease is the moment Martin moved from a great songwriter to become one of the songwriting Gods. It's a glorious song that should have been number 1 forever but, because people wouldn't know good music if it bit them on the arse, it performed badly. I'm annoyed about that, you probably are too, so let's get annoyed together as we look at Shake The Disease.

Press release - courtesy of Depeche Mode Classic Photos & Videos Facebook Group

I'VE TRIED AS HARD AS I COULD - SHAKE THE DISEASE

The Single
Shake The Disease (BONG8) was released on 29th April 1985. The Depeche Mode Information Service newsletter told everyone the good news in its April 1985 edition, adding the blatant lie that no limited edition 12" would be released.

The band and producer Gareth Jones don't like how the song ended up. Alan said that despite the track being one of his favourites, the band did not "get the best out if it." Gareth meanwhile felt the session hadn't gone as well as the band and his previous sessions.  The reviews however were more positive. Number 1 magazine said "Shake The Disease...is a moody, melancholy track with a haunting chorus - it's deceptively simple but completely charming." Rip It up meanwhile said this:

"I've always thought Depeche Mode made interesting records. The fact the elusive big hit avoids them hasn't induced them to write the number one single still swelling inside them. In five years time when people only vaguely remember Tears For Fears, Depeche Mode will be selling more records than ever."

The reviewer was right about selling more records than ever as the 1990 blogs will prove. Sadly, he was wrong about Tears For Fears as people still remember them and indeed celebrate their quite dreadful music to an extent that confuses and terrifies me in equal measure. A dreadful, tedious band. Anyway, back to a song with the word disease in the title that the public failed to embrace.



Shake The Disease crawled into the charts at number 32 on 11th May rising to 25 the next week and 21 the week after that. The they appeared on Top Of The Pops (above) on 23rd May and that managed to send the single flying up the charts to...erm...the same number it was at the week before. The next week it climbed 3 to 18 before falling to 29, 31, 44 and 67 and then out of the charts, not even remaining there in spirit.

The Top Of The Pops appearance is interesting showing them on the way to their Black Celebration look. Martin of course has no top on, just a leather jacket and is wearing a dress. People always mention this in a "ooh it's funny he dressed like a lady" type way but what Martin chose to wear should be of no consequence. Let us not forget SandleGate  - Dave is the real clothing villain in Depeche Mode's poorly dressed past. Alan bangs drums, Martin appears to play the side of a shopping trolley and Fletch, as ever, looks like he's having a lovely time.

Ok, Shake The Disease is certainly not the band's poppiest moment and perhaps the world wasn't ready for this new type of sound from Depeche Mode but NUMBER BLOODY 18? How on earth did this song not do better? The lyrics are perfect, the melody glorious and the strange noises you'd expect from a Depeche Mode song of that era are strange and therefore magical. In the week that the song reached its peak of 18, the Top Ten was littered with oafs like Jimmy Nail, Billy Ocean and, yes I'm saying it again, Duran Duran with their typically bafflingly rubbish Bond song.  Shake The Disease takes each song in the Top Ten that week outside and single handedly kicks the crap out of them. Number 18 for goodness' sake.

Happily, the band didn't ignore the song live. As well as 8 dates on the festivals tour in 1985, it featured at every gig on the next three tours including the adorable 101 version. From 2005 it became a Martin solo set song and featured on Touring The Angel, Touring The Universe, Delta Machine Tour and twice on the Global Spirit Tour. All in all, Shake The Disease has been played live 392 times.

The B-Side was the much poppier Flexible. The song talks about the effects of fame in a way, although whether being flexible when the boat comes in is a sin is another matter. Martin told Record Mirror in 1986 that the song was written as a joke and you can very much see that. Still, it's fine as B-sides go.

The band have never been flexible enough live to play it however.

The Video


Quick - someone sound the "Good Video" horn. We have a good video on our hands

Directed by Peter Care and filmed in London's Docklands area, then still derelict and free from overpriced housing, the video for Shake The Disease is wonderful at least in comparison to the videos that had gone before it. It starts in a dreadful looking bathroom, the sort you find in a serial killer's house, before 13 seconds in what appears to be a large poodle enters the picture. It is of course not a large poodle - it's Martin with his exploding hair. He's dressed just he was on Top Of The Pops although he's not had the benefit of a make up artist as he did on that show. He appears to have attempted it himself.

This being a Depeche Mode video we are never that far away from our first visual metpahor. 25 seconds in, the noise that sounds like someone running a bit of metal on a fence is illustrated by someone running a bit of metal along a fence. Fair enough. Dave appears in the serial killer room singing the first line of the song and we seem to be all set for the usual Depeche video when....wait a minute....there's Fletch falling down. And there's Dave doing it. What is going on?

We're then back to Dave singing until the chorus kicks in. Fletch again appears, this time with a camera shoved basically up his nose as he sings the chorus. His hair is terrifyingly blonde. Martin gets the same treatment before we see the unasked for return of Basildon Boyzone, thankfully not performing any dance moves. Alan gets hit in the face with the camera, swirling around the room before the "understand me" part when Martin comes into his own, singing those beautiful lines looking part bored and part angry. Alan hits something with a hammer and we're off to verse two.

Verse two is all Dave's bar a couple of shots of a falling Alan and Martin with Martin having sensibly zipped up his coat to avoid catching a cold. Dave even gets the chorus to himself before we are returned to Martin And His Exploding Hair's Understand Me Bathroom. 

And from there, we get more falling, more in your face cameras, a bit more fence hitting and that's that. The falling of course was the result of a rotating pole up the back of each member's jacket. Clever looking stuff and probably the first Depeche Mode video that you would happily watch again rather than punching your laptop until the screen broke. Good work.

The Formats


BONG8 featured the two tracks we've already read about. The artwork is baffling really. I don't know what it's meant to symbolise and the label on the A side (above) seems to show the hairy character from the sleeve attempting to perform an obscene act on the letter A.


The label on the B-Side is much more straightforward.


12BONG8 features only two tracks both advertised as Remixed Extended Versions and that is very much what they are. Shake The Disease (Remixed Extended Version) is a superb remix and one I recommend to everyone. The label is again troubling, especially if you consider where the hole is.


The remix of Flexible is fine and the label mercifully free of obscenity. If anyone can tell me why the hairy chap is falling while being chased by a turtle as displayed on the artwork, then do please get in touch.


For reasons I can't recall, I was obsessed with getting hold of a copy of L12BONG8 (above). I finally tracked it down in a second hand section in a record shop in Aberdeen in 1994 and literally ran home to play it. I was nearly 20 at the time. Despite the Depeche Mode Information Service saying so, a limited edition did pop out and it is a fantastic record, full of splendidness. The A-Side features the Edit The Shake version of Shake The Disease. It is a monster of a remix that is one of my all time favourites. It's accompanied by a blistering live version of Master & Servant recorded live in Basel on 30th November 1984. The artwork is nice too, with the hairy chap confined to a box. The "Special Edition" on the cover is an oddly pleasing touch.


We get two more tracks on the B-Side. There's the Pre-Deportation Mix of Flexible which is again fine and then a stunning remix of Something To Do named Metal Mix. It's noisy, tinny and immense in every sense. Many people dislike it and while no-one can ever dictate anyone else's music taste to them and it would be wrong to do so, they clearly need to take a long look at themselves and admit the error of their ways.


The 1991 CD single reissue CDBONG8 features the 7" and standard 12" tracks adding Edit The Shake and the Metal Mix of Something To Do from L12BONG8.



As ever, let's now head to Germany. We have the usual red 7" which copies the single artwork but not the label artwork. 


It features the same tracks as 7BONG8.


The coloured vinyl 12" (standard black vinyl editions are also available) is a marbled affair.


A beautfiul thing that features the same tracks as 12BONG8


There is an equally marbled and equally lovely version of the L12 too.


It features the same tracks as L12BONG8.


The German blue stripe CD single features the same tracks as L12BONG8 and calls itself CDL12BONG8. There was no blue stripe CD version of the 12".


The French CD single features the L12BONG8 tracks plus the Single Version of Shake The Disease


There was a cassette version of the L12 in France too. One variation features above, the other has a different sleeve which is a cassette sized version of the L12 sleeve.

As ever, there are formats from all over the world. Let depmod.com be your guide. I will happily accept free copies of both Phillipines versions.


Number 18. Ridiculous.

So that was Shake The Disease. Depeche Mode would busy themselves with some tour dates before finishing another two new songs ahead of their first compilation album.

Fly On The Windscreen was one of those and it is a masterpiece. Unfortunately, due to what I can only imagine was an error in the pressing plant with the letters A and B, It's Called A Heart was chosen for the next single and we'll overanalyse that next time.